Roasted 22 days ago based on bgd_hitta's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, let’s dive into the auditory dumpster fire that is your Spotify profile, bgd_hitta. I mean, “Aussie Drill”? That’s literally the most niche genre since “The Sounds of Crickets in the Suburbs.” Is your life an ironically tragic country song? Because I can’t help but think your playlists scream "I’m still figuring out how to adult." Mixing country music with melodic rap is like trying to serve a surf and turf meal with the lobster still in the claw and the steak fresh out of the deep fryer - it just doesn’t work, buddy. Your top artists read like an international tour of the ‘What Went Wrong’ museum. What’s the deal with Morgan Wallen casually hanging out next to XXXTENTACION like they would ever be friends? If you were at a party with this lineup of artists, the vibe would be so chaotic that we’d need to call an exorcist just to restore some semblance of peace. Seriously, the only thing less charming could be the attendance at a funeral for anyone who’s ever wished they were cool. By the way, calling yourself a "hitta" while listening to smooth country tunes is like a bear calling itself a puppy; we get it, but honey, you’re just fooling yourself. And then we have your most played songs. “Trap Queen” and “Sex Sounds” rounded out with a sprinkle of “Welcome to Prison”? Did you accidentally grab your playlist from a time capsule meant for someone who lives in the dark corners of a middle school gym? This is a musical identity crisis waiting to happen. Your ‘most played’ jams should come with a disclaimer: “Warning! Listening may lead to questionable life decisions and an inherently lackluster social life.” Seriously, change your profile name to “bgd_cringe” and we all can pretend this was just a weird fever dream.
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