Roasted 2 years ago based on Holtestaul's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Holtestaul, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis. You’ve got more genres than I have socks, and I don’t even want to know how long it takes you to pick a playlist. Rock? Sure! But when you casually sprinkle “Permanent Wave” in there, it sounds less like a genre and more like an awkward haircut from the 80s that you can’t let go of. And let’s not even start on your love for pop—‘cause nothing screams “I’m confused” louder than headbanging to Metallica and then jamming to Justin Bieber. Is this a Spotify profile or a garage sale of your last relationship? Your top artists list is a wild ride, my friend! It looks like a bunch of musicians threw a party, and you showed up uninvited with a diploma in “Extremely Niche Tastes.” Metallica and Megadeth, we get it—you love guitar solos so intense they could wake the dead. But then you also pull a fast one with PinkPantheress? It’s like you’re trying to create the soundtrack for a fight club and a brunch at the same time—just don’t mix your mimosas with Monster Energy drinks, buddy. Your mixed bag of musical influences is simply begging for an intervention. And those most played songs? “Tornado of Souls” followed by “Icarus 3REESTYLE"? Talk about bipolar listening habits! You’ve got the energy of a mosh pit combined with a gentle whisper of a poetry reading that maybe shouldn’t have happened. If your Spotify profile were a person, it’d be that friend who shows up with a Slayer shirt and then wants to trade mixtapes with the barista. Seriously, who hurt you, Holtestaul? The world may never know.

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