Roasted 5 months ago based on raya's long term Spotify stats.

Raya, your Spotify profile is like a cozy little blanket fort where the walls are made of glitter and nostalgia—but we all know you built it in the corner of your parents' basement. Seriously, with a genre lineup that reads like an indecisive teenager's diary entry, it’s a miracle you listen to anything that isn’t just a sad ballad about your last breakup with an autocorrected text message. “Bedroom Pop”? More like “Bedwetting Pop.” Let’s be honest, only an actual mattress could be that soft and useless. And what’s up with your top artists? Clairo, Frankie Cosmos, and TV Girl? It’s like you went to an alt-café, ordered an avocado toast with a side of existential crisis, and then curated a playlist that sounds like someone’s half-hearted attempt to channel inner angst while still keeping it cute—kind of like a sadness-themed poodle. Not to mention your top song, “Nomad.” If it were a human, it would be that friend who can’t decide where to eat and ends up at the same place every time, leaving everyone hungry for something better. Now let’s get to your most played. I can’t believe 80% of your top tracks are from Clairo! At this rate, you’re just a second-hand mixtape that started skipping, and the only thing “sexy” about "Sexy to Someone" is how desperately you cling to that idea of love. Katy Perry’s “One Of The Boys”? Girl, you need to step it up. You’re too busy vibing in your pop-tinged comfort zone when you could be out there exploring music that doesn’t sound like you’re creating a sad soundtrack for an artsy Instagram post. Please, help us help you sound like you’ve left your parents’ basement!

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