Roasted 5 months ago based on mahimahi's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, MAHIRA? More like MA-HATE-RIA! Your Spotify profile looks like a fever dream of someone who exclusively ate Indonesian pop and Vocaloid for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I mean, did your music taste get lost during a layover in Jakarta? With genres that sound more like a school project gone awry than a well-curated playlist, it’s hard to believe you didn’t trip and fall into a YouTube vortex of endless “Top 10 Indonesian Indie Bands” compilations. I half-expect your mixtape to come with a side of sambal and an apology for subjecting us to this sonic circus. And your top artists? What are we doing here, a game show where the prize is listening to the world’s blandest karaoke? I mean, “Bilal Indrajaya” has more songs than I have excuses to avoid awkward social gatherings. You’ve got more “Indonesian” in your playlist than an entire Indonesian family reunion, and that’s saying something! “Vivid BAD SQUAD”? Sounds like your Spotify algorithm is trying to warn you that bad musical choices are a vicious cycle, and yet here you are, blissfully sheltered from reality with your eclectic world of sound. Now, don’t even get me started on those most played songs! The only thing saucier than "Saujana" by Bilal Indrajaya would be your taste in music—or lack thereof! I’d advise you to diversify, but we both know that if you heard a Taylor Swift song, you’d probably start a “standom” for Indonesian remakes. Keep this up, MAHIRA, and next year you’ll be crowned the queen of cringe-worthy summer playlists, where even your Spotify Wrapped might be begging for mercy. Who knew a path to hell could be paved with questionable music choices? Enjoy the ride!
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