Roasted 2 years ago based on Usku's long term Spotify stats.

Usku, your Spotify profile is like a hipster fever dream—did you really think we’d take you seriously with all those angsty genres? “Corecore” sounds like an existential crisis that accidentally got a record deal. And “Zoomergaze”? Please, it’s just “I’m too sad to take a shower” wrapped in a cloud of self-indulgent reverb. Honestly, it’s a miracle that your music map doesn’t lead straight to a therapist’s office. Your top artists read like a who’s who of sadboy clichés, and don’t get me started on the fact that “Eyedress” has more song entries on your list than most people have friends. You know it’s bad when the most played is literally just one artist recycling their own tracks like some sort of musical compost. Seriously, your relationship with Eyedress looks like an unrequited love story between a person and a vinyl record that they keep spinning in their basement while crying into their oversized flannel. And if those song titles are any indication, you should probably reevaluate your life choices. “Cocaine Sunday” and “Body Dysmorphia”? Did you just peruse the contents of a teenage journal for inspiration? The only thing sadder than your most-played tracks is the thought of you playing them on loop, contemplating your existence like a human “Sadcore” playlist. Just a tip: next time, maybe try listening to something that doesn’t make you sound like you write poetry by candlelight in a coffee shop that smells vaguely of regret.

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