Roasted 2 years ago based on Eggdog's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Eggdog, the walking Spotify cliché. Your favorite genres read like a depressed high schooler's mixtape–"POV: Indie"? More like POV: I peaked in 2015 and thought pastel colors and soft acoustics would win me a Grammy. Let’s be real, the only thing more predictable than your playlist is the fact that at least one of your friends is constantly trying to convince you that metalcore is just as refined as classical music. Spoiler alert: it's not. And your top artists? If “The Crane Wives” had a dollar for every time you pressed play on one of their songs, they’d be wealthier than you’ll ever be! Seriously, is there a support group for people who can't stop playing the same band? I get it, they're cute and they write catchy tunes, but your entire library reads like a love letter to their back catalog. You’ve got more devotion than a middle schooler writing fanfiction about their favorite anime character. Lastly, your most played songs are so repetitive they practically scream, "I’m emotionally unavailable!" What’s next, a signed confession that you only know three chords and can't let go of your bygone high school days? You’ve achieved a level of commitment that makes “relationship goals” look like fast-food drive-thrus. So keep jamming to your power metal and cartoon vibes, while the rest of us enjoy the sweet symphony of variety and have at least one friend that doesn’t resent our playlists.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!