Roasted 10 months ago based on Kate Collins's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kate Collins, the only person I know who thinks mixing "Drum and Bass" with "Celtic" is a great idea. Should we blame your Spotify Discover algorithm or your questionable life choices? Your playlist is a sonic buffet that could only be put together by someone with the taste of a raccoon rummaging through a trash can. I mean, “Stutter House”? Really? Your music selection sounds like a DJ lost a bet with a leprechaun and had to curate a tracklist for an underground rave in a barn. I see you’ve decided to throw a musical party where Sleep Token and Morgan Wallen coexist. It’s like you took the phrase “opposites attract” way too literally. One minute you’re headbanging to metalcore, and the next, you’re two-stepping in a pair of cowboy boots. I can’t tell if your ears are confused or if they're just being held hostage by your eclectic tastes. Good luck explaining that to someone when they ask, “What’s your vibe?” You might end up sounding like a DJ at a ‘What the hell do I play next?’ funeral. Top artists like Post Malone and Fred again..? I have to give you credit for the boldness of your choices. You’ve managed to curate a line-up that leaves me wondering if you just tossed names into a blender and hit puree. Your most played song list reads like someone’s Spotify algorithm trying to punish them for bad life choices—like if a jukebox swallowed all the wrong coins. So here’s a challenge for you, Kate: pick a genre and stick with it for a week. But if you still end up enjoying "Acid Techno" while listening to "Country," then hey, at least you’ve officially achieved the status of that one friend we all have who can’t be trusted with the aux cord.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists