Roasted 1 year ago based on landscapesuicide's long term Spotify stats.

Landscapesuicide, huh? Your Spotify profile is like a crime scene – it’s filled with horrorcore and emo rap, where even the shadows are sad. I see you’re trying to find yourself in a sea of melancholy beats and underground vibes, but let’s be real, you’re more lost than a kid trying to find their mom in a Walmart. If you could embody a Spotify genre, it would definitely be “existential crisis” with a side of “why am I like this?” Congratulations on curating a playlist for every stage of a midlife crisis, even though you’re barely out of your teens. Your favorite artists read like a mood board for the angsty teen who’s been exposed to one too many TikTok trends. You’ve got Playboi Carti and Drake in a tight race for your soul, while Kanye’s looming like the ghost of musical genius past, hoping you’ll eventually realize there’s life beyond the moody synths and aggressive beats. I guess someone had to be the proud owner of $uicideboy$ vinyls while simultaneously planning their “yet another sad day” playlist—clearly, a talent for self-sabotage is your superpower. Next time you feel the urge to scream along to pop smoke, maybe scream about getting a hobby instead? And your most played songs? Wow, you really are committed to that deep-rooted angst, aren’t you? “COCAINE NOSE” and “Fighting My Demons” – you know, that’s a solid starter pack for a therapy session that you probably need way more than you realize. “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea”? More like you took a one-way trip to Sadboy Airlines, and your final destination is “I Could Probably Use a Hug.” But hey, at least you have that Neutral Milk Hotel song to remind you that life can be painfully beautiful—oh wait, never mind, judging by your profile, the pain is definitely winning.

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