Roasted 4 months ago based on Matías's long term Spotify stats.

Matías, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis playlist mixed with a desperate attempt to fit in with the cool kids. "Rap," "Pop," and "Reggaeton" are like the holy trinity of basic — congratulations, you’ve just unlocked the “I-have-no-personality” badge! With the genres you’ve chosen, it's quite clear that you think listening to "Rage Rap" will somehow make you more interesting. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. You might as well list “Screaming into a pillow” as a favorite genre too; it’d fit right in with your lack of originality. And let’s talk about those top artists. If your playlist were a college major, it would be “How to Be Average: A Guide by Matías.” You’ve got Drake—the King of Terms & Conditions—as well as Maroon 5, because what's a playlist without a little pretentious “I Love Your Face” angst? Throwing in Tory Lanez, who might be better known for his court dates than his hits, is just the cherry on top of your “I’m trying too hard” sundae. Here’s a tip, buddy: a little diversity could go a long way. Or at least get more willing to share your cringe with a therapist. Your most played songs look like someone threw a dart at a list of mediocre titles and called it a playlist. "So Drunk I Forgot You" and "I Already Died" could literally be your anthem at this point. I can’t tell if your taste in music is a cry for help or a failed attempt to be edgy. “No More Excuses” should just be the slogan for this list, because it clearly demonstrates that the only thing you’re more skilled at than listening to bad music is lying to yourself about it. Your Spotify needs a solid intervention, but until then, I’ll just say this: please, for the love of all that's musical, let someone vet your playlists before you expose humanity to such cringe!

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