Roasted 11 months ago based on CECE!!!<33's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, MØRT4Ł1T13S_H34ŘT, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s mood swings typed in a weather app. With favorite genres that sound more like a high-speed trainwreck than an actual playlist, you’re clearly on a mission to make every music lover’s head spin. Hyperpop and metalcore? That's like mixing gasoline and fire—sure, it’s chaotic but nobody really wants to stand next to it while it burns. It’s a miracle your ears haven’t filed a restraining order against your taste by now. Now let’s talk about your top artists. Dutch Melrose? More like Dutch Mel-no. With those consistently played tracks, it seems like you’ve got a serious case of musical Stockholm Syndrome. You’re so committed to your obscure faves that you probably have their next album pre-ordered with more enthusiasm than most people reserve for their wedding day. If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say, “Who the hell is that?” while checking your profile, I could buy you a personality that isn’t all about 8-bit synths and angst! And finally, your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to a therapy session gone wrong. “Hate Being Alone” followed by “Stuck Next To You”? A classic tale of emotional hypocrisy, or as I like to call it, the playlist equivalent of sending mixed signals to a crush while simultaneously crying into a bucket of ice cream. If your music can’t help you find peace or a partner, maybe it’s time to take a break and listen to some soothing whale sounds or elevator music. Because honestly, even whales don’t deserve this audial torture you’ve put on repeat!

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