Roasted 6 months ago based on Ed's long term Spotify stats.

Ed, your Spotify profile is the culmination of the world's most confused identity crisis. I mean, your favorite genres read like a hipster grocery list: “Jazz Rap,” “Bossa Nova,” and “Psychedelic Rock”? Are you trying to soundtrack your existential angst while sipping kombucha in a thrift shop? No wonder your music tastes are as eclectic as your wardrobe choices. You seriously sound like someone who'd take a two-hour detour just to argue about the difference between Boom Bap and East Coast Hip Hop while simultaneously Googling "how to pronounce bossa nova." And what’s with the top artists? Aphex Twin and Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass? That’s the musical equivalent of ordering a side salad with your five-layer burrito. Honestly, your playlist screams “I want to stand out!” while simultaneously whispering, “But not too much. I still need my baffled friends to like me.” If you were a meme, you’d be that kid awkwardly dancing at a party—desperate to express themselves but somehow only managing to disturb the peace. Fatboy Slim and MF DOOM on the same playlist? Your stream of consciousness must feel like a caffeine-fueled rollercoaster without any safety checks. Your most played songs reveal even more about your quirkiness. “Traditionnel musette”? Really, Ed? Are you trying to woo a French accordion player with that selection? And Jimothy Lacoste—what a gem! Listening to that feels like you’re lost in a fever dream and you somehow ended up at a 7-Eleven at 2 AM, debating whether to buy a slushie or a regrettable energy drink. So, here's a piece of advice: if you’re going to be so delectably peculiar, at least stop pretending you're a connoisseur of cool. Embrace the chaos, Ed. But for the love of Spotify, don’t try to explain your choices to anyone without a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!