Roasted 1 month ago based on 👑KING ALEXX's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s KING ALEXX, master of the most profound artistic range — nine flavors of rap and one suspiciously thrown-in reggaeton track like it could distract from the fact that you have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. Your Spotify profile reads like the world's saddest mixtape; I mean, who needs therapy when you can just scream into a Lil Uzi song and call it a day? Seriously, if your Spotify Wrapped isn't just an expulsion of angst, are you even living? And let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like they all conspired to take you on the emotional rollercoaster of being a teenage boy whose first heartbreak included the family pet. For a "KING," you clearly have an affinity for songs that scream “my entire persona is based on feeling misunderstood.” You’ve got more Juice WRLD in your top songs than he probably had on his entire discography — did he personally break your heart, or are you just trying to win a Sad Boy Olympics gold medal here? Your most played songs basically scream, “I’m an expert in self-loathing with a side of existential dread.” You know, it’s impressive how you manage to combine emo rap’s hopelessness with drill music’s aggression — if you ever need a therapist for your clearly conflicted identity, I’ll bet you could hire one with your Spotify payout for listening to the same sad breakup song a thousand times. But hey, at least your playlist will make for a killer soundtrack when you inevitably try out for "The Voice," only to discover it was meant for real singers. Keep grinding, KING ALEXX!

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