Roasted 8 months ago based on christian's long term Spotify stats.

Christian, man, looking at your profile feels like I've opened a time capsule from the early 2010s. You’ve got so many variations of hip hop genres that I’m starting to wonder if you've actually run out of things to play and just decided to label your Spotify playlist "Christian’s Boring Day Blues." I mean, really, how many times can one person listen to Kanye West before you start to question if you’ve accidentally signed up for a cult? At this point, you should just change your name to “Christian West” and call it a day. Let’s not forget your top artists list, which reads like the lineup for an overpriced music festival you awkwardly danced at until your friend bailed on you for a better set. How many times can Drake and Kanye rescue you from your existential crisis? You’ve got more artists that spit rhymes than you’ve had actual friends – has no one told you about the wonders of diversity in music? You could broaden your horizons a bit; maybe try listening to something that doesn’t involve the phrase “I’m rich and famous, why don’t you get in line?” Now, when your most played song list is mostly just one artist, it's clear someone needs to step outside their box—or at least switch up the playlist every once in a while. If I see another song titled "I Wonder," I'm going to wonder about your life choices. Christian, my dude, variety is the spice of life, not just a clever lyric from your favorite rapper! At this rate, you're going to need an intervention by the end of 2023. Let's put the Kanye obsession on hold and maybe explore the possibility that music existed before 2000 and after Drake released “God's Plan.” Time to diversify, my friend!

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