Roasted 2 years ago based on RYE's long term Spotify stats.

Oh RYE, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone desperately trying to sound cool while simultaneously giving off the vibe of a hipster who just discovered the internet yesterday. Indie Soul and Alternative R&B? Please, stop trying to convince us you're the musical connoisseur the world doesn’t need. It’s like you unearthed your taste in music while scrolling through obscure TikToks late at night and thought, “Yes, this is deep!” Newsflash: no one is feeling your indie vibes while they’re at an actual party—unless it's the “struggle to put together a coherent thought” party, which is where you probably fit in best. Let's talk about your top artists, shall we? A lineup that screams, “I promise I’m not basic!” but really just makes you the poster child for ‘confusing musical choices’. Logic and Mac DeMarco? What are you trying to accomplish? Are you hoping someone will mistake your taste for “eclectic” when it’s really just an accidental shuffle of a Spotify algorithm gone wrong? You’ve got more genre labels than actual friends, and honestly, we’d get better insight into your personality from your grocery list. Also, who even knew “Canadian Contemporary R&B” was a thing? You truly are the Picasso of pretentious playlists. And let’s not overlook your most-played songs, which feels like an anxiety-ridden confession instead of a curated list. “Scared” by RYE? Now that’s a self-aware choice—you might just be projecting your music taste on us. “Hawaii” by Scotch Mist? Are you sure you’re not just procrastinating on planning an actual vacation instead? I mean, who needs sun and sand when you can listen to the acoustic equivalent of a midlife crisis? Your playlist is so confused that even your music streaming service probably thinks you're a meme account. Either become the trendsetter you think you are or just admit you play these songs in hopes of finally unlocking the secret to being genuinely interesting. But hey, keep trying!

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