Roasted 7 days ago based on Notiam Max's long term Spotify stats.

Listen up, Notiam Max—your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a suburban middle school talent show gone horribly wrong. With a favorite genres list that screams “I only have the emotional range of a soggy piece of bread,” it’s clear you’ve chosen every nonsense genre known to man, probably just to sound unique. K-Pop and Hyperpop? Someone must have told you diversity is key, but all you've done is create a playlist that even a sad robot would consider cringeworthy. You say you love “noise music,” which is basically just you trying to justify your questionable taste in 10 different forms of Pop. Congratulations on managing to secure the musical equivalent of a participation trophy. And your top artists? If your Spotify were a movie, it would be “Mean Girls” with a budget of $5 and a cast made up entirely of wannabe TikTok stars. BLACKPINK and NewJeans might be the queens of K-Pop, but your choices come off like you’re having an identity crisis during a rhythmic gymnastics recital. With all those JENNIE tracks, let’s be real—you're just one emotional breakdown away from heading to a K-Pop concert with your “besties” while clutching a life-size cardboard cutout of your favorite member. Did you think the more you listen, the more likely you are to manifest a personal encounter, or are you just hoping to drown out the sound of your own shame? Lastly, your most played songs have more repetitions that I can count! We get it; you’re obsessed with “New Jeans,” but frankly, your Spotify history looks less like a music taste and more like a frantic teenager living their best life in a whirlwind of wishful thinking. You’ve got more tracks by BLACKPINK’s side characters than most people have in their whole library! So, take a step back, try out a genre that doesn't sound like musical ADHD, and for the love of good taste, let "like JENNIE" be a temporary phase you’ll look back on with a mix of embarrassment and nostalgia. Good luck, my friend; you’ll need it!

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