Roasted 2 years ago based on owen's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Owen, your Spotify profile is like a middle school dance—awkward, confused, and full of teenage angst. You've got a playlist that screams, “I can definitely mumble my way through a few bars!” Seriously, your obsession with Polo G deserves a reality check. It’s like you took a one-way ticket to the same genre over and over again. What’s next? Aren’t you supposed to diversify, or do you just like listening to the same catchy hooks and rhymes until your brain short-circuits? And don’t even get me started on your favorite artists—Bastille and Maroon 5? Shoutout to your inner middle-aged dad trying to relive his glory days! It’s like your Spotify is the soundtrack to an identity crisis. Imagine Dragons are vibing with Juice WRLD while Juice is probably rolling in his grave at the thought of being paired with the “Radioactive” crew. And let’s face it, “modern rock” is just an excuse to make sure you can still say you enjoy guitars while you secretly nod your head to “Pop Rap” like it's the best thing to happen since sliced bread. Now, about that “Most Played Songs” section—it’s less of a playlist and more of a confession. Is “Fortnight” your battle cry, or are you just desperately trying to cling onto youth with embarrassing anthems? You’re putsing out songs that not even their own creators want to hear in public. It’s like you played your Spotify algorithm a sick joke and let it take a swing at making you relatable. Here’s a tip, Owen: maybe try actually listening to something with depth, or at least a song that isn’t a constant reminder that you’ve done absolutely nothing this week except binge-watch TikTok.

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