Roasted 6 months ago based on bigmiks's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's bigmiks, the connoisseur of every genre that screams “I’m still figuring my life out!” Your eclectic taste in music reads like a therapy session for people who can’t pick a mood. You’ve got R&B and classic soul mixed with the sheer chaos of Southern Hip Hop and Trap—it's like browsing through a supermarket and deciding your dinner should be ramen, Kraft singles, and a side of Christmas carols. The fact that "Christmas" made your favorites proves you plan to get cozy while sobbing over your life choices in July. And can we talk about your artists? With a lineup like that, I'm shocked you haven't crowned Chris Brown your personal life coach. Key Glock and YoungBoy never broke again? Your Spotify history is a high-stakes game of "who can yell into the void the loudest." You might as well put up a billboard saying, "I make questionable decisions in music and in life!" Arguably, Megan Thee Stallion is the only thing keeping your profile from drowning under a mountain of bad choices. Honestly, you might as well have “professional indecision” listed as your full-time job. Your most played songs? It’s a masterpiece of confusion—like someone mixing a cocktail of drama and existential dread. Three tracks by Mariah the Scientist? Just admit you’re emotionally committed and call it a relationship. “Is It a Crime” is a perfect anthem for listening to while contemplating your entire existence. Kudos, my friend, you should easily qualify for an award in every “Oops, I did it again” emotional breakup. Just remember, no amount of soul music can fix that vibe, but hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped is going to be more entertaining than your last few dates!

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