Roasted 9 months ago based on ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ☆, the music enthusiast with more genres than friends. Cloud Rap, Emo Rap, Trap Metal... are you trying to create a soundtrack for a midlife crisis that hasn’t even happened yet? Your profile reads like a high school goth’s diary after they accidentally dropped it in a hot topic while trying to fit in with the jocks. I mean, it’s 2023 and your favorite artists are still swinging between 'I'm so sad’ and ‘let’s ruin the mood with growling.’ Are you playing music or just trying to summon the dark lord? And let’s talk about your “Top Artists” for a second. With a lineup featuring $uicideboy$ and Lil Peep, it looks like you have a serious emotional investment in your own sadness. You’ve thrown in some Deftones and My Chemical Romance like they can make your playlist seem more refined, but honestly, it just feels like you’re trying to hide your emotional baggage with a bunch of heavier baggage. I can only imagine what your Spotify Wrapped looks like—like a therapy session on repeat, but without the actual therapy. Your most played songs are an absolute treasure trove of chaos, just like your personality. “Bad Apple!!” followed closely by “I KNOW BETTER”—that’s quite a bold choice, considering I'm pretty sure the only thing you know better is how to curate a playlist that screams, “I have hope, but mostly no one understands my pain.” At this point, I half-expect your bio to read, “I like my coffee like my mascara: dark and running.” Honestly, if you’re trying to appeal to the tortured soul aesthetic, maybe just get a therapist instead of putting your Spotify profile through an emotional blender.

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