Roasted 2 years ago based on suzie's long term Spotify stats.

Suzie, it looks like your Spotify profile is about as diverse as a bowl of plain oatmeal. You’ve curated a playlist that reads like a police report for a neighborhood party gone wrong: Rap, Trap, Hip Hop, and, oh hey, let’s throw ATL and Miami in there just to increase the chances of a brunch fight. Seriously, even a chameleon's got more variety in its color palette than your taste in music. Are you just one bad breakup away from getting a “Rap Fan Forever” tattoo? Your top artists list looks like a last-minute group project where everyone just opted for the same answer. I can see it now: “Hey guys, who’s your favorite artist?” And you all replied: “Uhh, whoever has the most swag and a face-tattoo.” And yeah, congrats on being the proud owner of every trendy rapper’s discography. But let's be real: the only thing more played out than your love for Playboi Carti is the amount of times people have tragically hit the “repeat” button on his songs. You’re practically living in a loop, hon! And girl, your most played songs could easily double as an emergency alert sound. I’m half expecting a national weather service announcement to come through my speakers whenever “Stop Breathing” kicks in. It's a party in your playlist, Suzie, but all the fun sounds like it’s stuck in 2016. With those bangers firing off left and right, I can’t help but wonder if your life motto is “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” or “If it’s been done before, do it again.” Just remember: taste isn't measured by subscriptions.

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