Roasted 2 years ago based on Marquitos's long term Spotify stats.

Marquitos, huh? With a Spotify profile that boasts more Djent and Metal sub-genres than actual vocalists, it's clear you’ve taken the road less traveled by personifying a walking guitar riff. Who knew you could fit so many niche genres into one account? You might just be a legend in your own basement while the rest of the world has absolutely no idea who you’re talking about. I guess we should give you a round of applause for hitting the ‘shuffle’ button and earning your bachelor's degree in "Not Quite Music" on Spotify. Your top artist list reads like a metallurgist’s shopping list—and let's be real, if I hear one more breakdown, I’m throwing myself into the nearest mosh pit just for a chance at redemption. "Animals As Leaders" and "Meshuggah" probably have a support group for listeners like you, and I can fully envision a meeting where they vent about how their music is only appreciated by people who spend more time in guitar stores than bars. Seriously, Marquitos, do you even remember what music sounds like when it's played without 16 strings and some ridiculous time signature? And as for those most-played songs... "Street Fighter V" by the Capcom Sound Team? That's right—because nothing screams musical mastery quite like getting wrecked in the virtual world while pretending to be an indie metal connoisseur. I bet you flex your eclectic taste at parties and everyone just nods politely while trying to figure out how to exit without offending your ‘expert’ opinion on why "progressive metalcore" is the greatest thing to exist since, well, sliced bread. Keep rocking on, my friend; at least you’ve cornered the market on “no one gets it like I do.”

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