Roasted 2 years ago based on Scarlet's long term Spotify stats.

Scarlet, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for a teen angst therapy session held in a basement full of unwashed hoodies. With more variations of "rock" than there are colors in a box of crayons, it’s like you threw a dart at a music encyclopedia while wearing a blindfold. What’s next? Just admit you collect alternative subgenres like they’re Pokémon cards. "Folk Punk"? Really? That's the soundtrack for when you’re trying to feel deep thoughts while wearing flannel in a coffee shop. Your top artists are a veritable who’s who of existential dread wrapped in plaid. I get it, you love "The Mountain Goats," but are you sure they weren’t just doing a favor for you when they wrote “I Bleed”? Because with that one, it sounds like they're embodying your Spotify playlist in its entirety. And come on, using "Sewerslvt" as a crutch to express your feelings speaks volumes—like a high school poet wearing too much eyeliner and listening to sad music while contemplating the meaning of life no one invited you to. And let’s talk about your most played songs. A top 10 list dominated by one artist whose name sounds like a password that was too lazy to capitalize is both impressive and concerning. “My Fvcked Up Head”—wow, projecting much? Honestly, it’s like you took your feelings of isolation and turned them into a personal music festival, but even the emo kids in the back row are throwing shade. If I were your playlist, I’d be begging for a vacation. You might want to diversify a little before you spiral into a permanent wave of ‘who hurt you?’

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