Roasted 8 months ago based on Ibenathi's long term Spotify stats.

Ibenxthi, you’re the human equivalent of a playlist that you accidentally left on shuffle while cleaning your room. Seriously, with a top ten that reads like a confused kid’s birthday party invite, it’s evident you can’t decide if you want to vibe with R&B rhythms or cry over emo rap. Your taste is so broad, it’s like someone attempted to cover every musical genre in existence while blindfolded. Do you even know where you stand, or are you just playing musical chairs until someone breathes life into your playlist? And let's take a moment to discuss your obsession with Billie Eilish. It’s like you think there’s a hidden message in her lyrics meant just for you, yet your Spotify is begging for a little variety. “Hey, I know you really, really love Billie, but how about a little break?” It’s hilarious to think you’ve chosen your top songs based on their ability to evoke all the feels, but it looks like your heart’s on a rollercoaster ride that been derailed a couple of times. Maybe next time, try to diversify your interests instead of treating Billie like a security blanket in the music world. Lastly, your most played songs list is a conundrum that draws more questions than answers. “Bed Chem” by Sabrina Carpenter? Folks are raving about revolutionary music while you’re out here shaking your head to some awkward semi-emo sentimental pop like it’s the second coming of Beethoven. I’m surprised your other favorite artists don’t start a support group for them to cope with the trauma of being on your playlist. Seriously, every time you hit play, I bet they get together and ask, “What did we do to deserve this?” It's a wonder you don't have the Spotify algorithm planning a rescue mission for your sanity!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!