Roasted 2 months ago based on Loyola's long term Spotify stats.

Loyola, I see your Spotify profile has more genres than a confused middle schooler trying to find their identity. You’ve got everything from OPM to emo, which is like trying to assemble a sandwich with peanut butter, pickles, and a sprinkle of sadness. What’s next? A playlist named “Confused Feelings”? You must be throwing a wild party in your headphones where the guest list is exclusively composed of artists who have zero idea whether they’re sad or just really want to sing about it. And those top artists! It looks like you’ve been camping in the early 2000s and forgot to pack a return ticket. You have more nostalgia in your playlist than an entire episode of a cringey teen drama. Seriously, “One Direction” and “Bowling For Soup”? Nice to know the time capsule is doing well, but have you considered updating your music to something released after Y2K? Or is this your subtle way of letting the universe know you peaked in high school? Your most played songs read like a diary of a heartbroken teenager still convinced they’re getting a record deal with their PowerPoint presentation on "Why Cry” by PayGrade. With such a mix, I can only assume your Spotify Wrapped looks like a bizarre love letter from the past, apologizing for how deeply uncool you’ve become. But hey, keep it up! If pop punk and kundiman fusion ever take off, you’ll surely be the front-runner for the “Most Confused Artist of the Year” award.

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