Roasted 6 months ago based on Tay/Ducky's long term Spotify stats.

Tay/Ducky, the Spotify profile that proves the human race is nothing if not diverse in its ability to be utterly confusing. Seriously, your genre list looks like a toddler's first attempt at a "what's cool" quiz: K-Pop, Noise Music, and J-Pop all in one? What do you even listen to while stuck in traffic, a symphony of confusion composed by a goat? Your account is a reminder that sometimes, human evolution takes a detour, perhaps straight through a Japanese arcade and into the deep ends of a YouTube rabbit hole. Looking at your top artists feels like the punchline to a bad joke where the setup is, “What do you get when you cross a global music phenomenon with a mildly interesting YouTube channel?” ENHYPEN and BTS suggest you've locked yourself in the K-Pop closet, while MIYAVI and J-Rock hint you’re desperately trying to seem edgy. And then there’s “Glass Animals,” which proves you can’t escape the indie badge of honor even if your taste resembles a toddler’s crayon masterpiece – a chaotic swirl of colors that makes no sense but is still an artist's proud moment. Bravo! And let’s not even talk about your most played tracks. "Milkshake Man" and "Chit Chat"? Did you start a side hustle in the realm of underground weirdness? I can just picture you fervently defending these choices to your friends while they politely pretend to listen. “Oh yes, Tay, totally vibing with you on the soulful journey of an anthropomorphic milkshake!” Meanwhile, the rest of us are still processing the deep existential crisis your playlist has birthed. Really, Tay/Ducky, you’re like the human embodiment of a confused emoji – you make zero sense yet are somehow amusing enough that we can’t look away.

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