Roasted 4 months ago based on vgo55q2rqvgjme7oulyq33zkm's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's vgo55q2rqvgjme7oulyq33zkm—because your parents clearly ran out of names and just let the keyboard slide itself into the nearest ‘Create Spotify Profile’ box. Seriously, with a combo of genres like Neo-Psychedelic, Darkwave, and Witch House, one can only assume you’re either a misunderstood artist trying to express your feelings or just another trust-fund kid who’s spent too much time watching low-budget horror films while arguing about the superiority of vinyl. If your music taste were a person, it’d be that friend who insists they’re “deep” while constantly posting cryptic quotes and regrettable selfies. Your favorite artists list reads like an indie music quiz gone horribly wrong. I mean, who do you think you are, curating a soundtrack for a sad film no one wants to watch? Lana Del Rey? Please. You won't be melancholic enough for her; she has standards! And with “of Montreal” coming up twice on your list, it’s almost like you're trying to start a cult dedicated to obscure heartbreak. The only thing that's going to "bury strangers" is the sheer weight of your pretentiousness—congratulations on making ‘alternative’ sound even more inaccessible! And those top songs? You know the only thing ‘Pulp’ by Lime Garden is bringing to your life is a much-needed moment of introspection about how you're spending your time. “Disgust - Goblin Daycare Remix”? I’m no expert, but maybe we should send you back to that daycare for a few more music lessons. Meanwhile, "Send Me A Postcard" by Shocking Blue is perfect for a shout-out to your Spotify profile; it’s a clear message to your friends asking for help to take you somewhere that plays actual bangers instead of this trendy sound labyrinth you’ve gotten lost in. Remember, it’s okay to like popular music—skip the angst, come to the light!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!