Roasted 10 months ago based on mark's long term Spotify stats.

Mark, my dude, your Spotify profile looks like a chaotic high school dance where every genre gets a turn – K-Pop, musicals, and hyperpop are all clashing like they’re in a mosh pit and no one knows how to break it up. You've got K-Pop and musicals sharing a playlist like it's an audition tape for the world's most confused Broadway show. I can just picture it – a tap dance number to “Go to Hell” by Stray Kids followed by an emotional ballad about the tragic inner turmoil of a Gabber DJ. Your top artists read like an identity crisis, bouncing around like you’re trying to fill every possible musical stereotype. We went from ITZY to Leslie Odom Jr. faster than you can say “what do I want to be when I grow up?” Deep down, we know you’re just a suburban kid who aspires to the coolness of a K-Pop idol while secretly crying to show tunes about love lost. If it weren’t for your love for Chicago Drill, I’d almost feel bad for you. Almost. And let's not ignore your most played songs – it's a wild ride that suggests you’re just as confused as your listening choices. You hit "Union Dixie" like it’s a rave anthem, then lean into “Boys Like You” like it's the soundtrack to your existential crisis. You’ve got a tracklist that feels less like a curated playlist and more like a mobile file titled “who am I even?” All I can say is: embrace the chaos, but please, for the love of all things melodic, consider a little bit of genre therapy.

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