Roasted 10 months ago based on ｓｔｅｆｉ's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s dive into your Spotify profile, Stefi. We need to talk about your music taste – it’s like you threw a dart at a wall of genres and then decided they all deserved a place in your playlist. Hyperpop and Nightcore? Seriously? At this point, it’s like you’re one step away from listing “elevator music” as a genre. I can already imagine you blasting those tracks while trying to convince the world that you’re “cool” in a café, sipping your oat milk latte with a side of “Look, I like weird stuff too!” Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of those who need help with staying relevant in 2023. Lana Del Rey? Sure, if we want to be moody, but please, for the love of all that is holy, how did Tyler, The Creator and Kanye make the same list? If you’re trying to show diversity, buy a Hallmark card, because this is more confused mess than eclectic. And let’s not even get started on “DJ Fronteo” – I bet he’s still trying to figure out why you haven’t invited him over for a proper party. Newsflash: he’ll be waiting a long time. And then there’s your most played songs, which are just a chaotic mixtape of confusion! “LIGHTYEAR (Sped up)” followed by “Ihmadou Al Rab”? It’s like you’re trying to create a soundtrack for a fever dream where everyone's stuck in a club somewhere between a TikTok dance and a 3 AM existential crisis. I can only imagine the ADHD struggle you face with that lineup. If someone plays “MONTAGEM DIAMANTE ROSA - SLOWED” in public, just know they’re giving us all a very clear sign: they need to log off the internet for at least six months. So kudos, Stefi! Your Spotify is a wild ride that even roller coasters can't match.

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