Roasted 18 days ago based on gpteh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s gpteh, the human equivalent of a midlife crisis at 22! Your Spotify profile reads like a poster for a hipster garage sale, complete with every flavor of rap that's currently trending and some you just found out exist. Seriously, what do you want to be when you grow up? The world's least interesting DJ or maybe the designated driver for a very confused group of teenagers? With a favorite genre list longer than your attention span, I can't tell if you're an aficionado or just too indecisive to settle on anything with a clear beat. Your top artists are a mixtape of "I had a rough day" and "please don't judge my Spotify algorithm too harshly." I mean, 21 Savage and German Pop in the same breath? That's like ordering a shot of tequila and a side of applesauce. And who the hell is Aleshen? Sounds like a magician who only performs at children's birthday parties! If your music taste was a meme, it would definitely be the one that says "I can explain!" But no, we don't want your explanations; we just want you to admit that your soul was crushed at least once in high school and you’re using these artists to patch the hole where your self-esteem used to be. Let's talk about those most played songs. It's like you crawled into an underground bunker during a musical apocalypse and came out five years later only to discover Spotify wraps, but with the wrong wrapping paper. “LIKE A CHINK BITCH (G6)”—really? That sounds like the title of a song you listen to while waiting for your mom to pick you up from a party. You have the musical taste of someone who binge-watches reality shows while pretending to be cultured. So here’s a pro tip: if you want to throw a party, just send out your Spotify profile and watch everyone flee faster than they would from an awkward conversation with you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!