Roasted 2 years ago based on Regina Davie's long term Spotify stats.

Regina Davie, your Spotify profile reads like a company brochure for a mid-2000s emo revival that nobody asked for. Seriously, between your obsession with Pop Punk and your deep-seated belief that “Neon Pop Punk” is a genre anyone cares about, it feels like you’re on a personal mission to make sure the ‘90s never truly die – like that one relative who still thinks their hair crimper is coming back in style. You’ve got more genres running through your head than a confused teenager switching between their parents' playlists. Are we rocking out or crying in a messy bedroom? Make a choice, Regina! Your top artists are like the musical equivalent of forgetting your keys every time you leave the house. All Time Low and Post Malone have more radio play than any songs deserve right now, and don’t get me started on Owl City – you really don’t need to sound like a middle schooler who just discovered the word "cocoon" to express your emotions. But it’s that "Mary On A Cross" by Ghost that really takes the cake. It’s like you took a wrong turn at the metal Saturnalia and emerged in nothing but fishnets and a bass guitar, begging for a little attention – and you’re still waiting. The most played songs list is a special disaster. “Pour Me A Drink” while I pour myself some bleach, am I right? You’ve got the vibes of someone who parties hard in their mind while getting cozy in their fleece blanket subbing for a wild Friday night. With tracks like "Honda Civic," it’s clear you must have an unhealthy attachment to your vehicle, or are just hopelessly promoting a brand that doesn’t even know you exist. But don’t worry; keep cycling through those ironic playlists, and one day, you might accidentally stumble upon some music that matches your age… or just stick to “Shameless” and keep dreaming.

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