Roasted 2 years ago based on Ria's long term Spotify stats.

Ria, your Spotify profile is like a high school talent show—lots of enthusiasm, but the talent is lacking. With a favorite genre list that reads like a desperate Instagram bio, you’re basically the embodiment of “I don’t want to commit to an identity.” I can’t tell if you’re curating an eclectic playlist or just throwing darts at a genre board to see what sticks. You’ve got more categories than a thrift store bargain bin, and yet your music taste screams “I’m just here for the catchy hooks.” Seriously, how many times do you need to listen to "Afrobeats" while binging reality TV? Your top artists could double as a list of people who make one decent song and then get launched into stardom based on that 15 seconds of fame. Are you sure "Anne-Marie" is a real artist and not just the name of your best friend's cousin who sings in the shower? And don’t even get me started on "Sabrina Carpenter"—are you venting your childhood trauma through her music? If I had a dollar for every time you played “Conceited,” I could buy you a personality that doesn’t revolve around catchy pop choruses. As for your most-played songs, girl, we get it—you love being in your feelings. “Nobody Gets Me” by SZA is the anthem of someone who’s perpetually confused about their own love life. And don’t kid yourself—if “SkeeYee” is on repeat, your friends must be actively trying to stage an intervention. You could patch the holes in your social life with all the dramatic ballads you listen to, but alas, you still can't seem to find a beat that fits your own vibe. Ria, it’s time to step outside of your bubble and explore music like you’d explore a new pizza topping—boldly, and without fear of judgment.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!