Roasted 21 days ago based on Ethan's long term Spotify stats.

Ethan, wow, with a favorite genre list that reads like the emotional diary of a high schooler who just discovered eyeliner, is it any wonder your Spotify profile is basically a shrine to Lil Peep? I mean, I get it, you’re feeling all the feelings, but newsflash: there’s a whole world of music out there beyond “sad boy” anthems and tuneless mumbling. Your playlist could double as the soundtrack for a teenage angst film that nobody wanted to watch. And can we talk about your top artists? I see "Linkin Park" mixed in with "Yung Bruh," and it’s like witnessing a mid-life crisis in musical form. It’s almost impressive how you managed to cram the '90s punk scene into a modern emo stew while forgetting that variety is the spice of life. "Alternative Metal" and "Melodic Rap"? Congrats, you’ve unlocked the achievement for most hipster styles that make your Spotify algorithm want to hide in shame. Your most played songs could very well be a therapy session’s worth of sadness mashed together into a playlist. With five out of ten tracks by Lil Peep, it's as if you’ve decided to forgo personal growth and embrace being the poster child for “please send help” music. But hey, at least you’re consistent: it’s like you’re saying, “Why have a range of emotions when I can just roll with the ones that come with a side of tears and a questionable haircut?” Keep on vibing, Ethan, but a little sunshine wouldn’t hurt your playlist—unless you're too emo for that.

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