Roasted 1 year ago based on ChristMySlatt's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you with your Spotify profile, thinking you’re the underground hip-hop connoisseur of the century. Honestly, I’ve seen better taste in a kindergarten art project. “Underground Hip Hop”? More like “I only listen to this music to feel superior while standing in line at a coffee shop.” The only thing more cringe-worthy than your favorite genres is the fact that "Christian Hip Hop" somehow made the cut. It’s like trying to dress a pig in a tuxedo; it's still a pig, just with high hopes. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of “Who?” There are more people at a family reunion than fans of “9inetean” and “Young Star Shopper” combined. Let’s be honest—if we threw those names in a hat, even the hat would beg for a refund. And what on Earth is "Gqom"? Sounds like the noise I make when I accidentally step on a Lego. You’re out here trying to push some avant-garde music choices when we all know your playlist is just a cry for help with a sprinkle of “nobody likes me, please listen to my sad boy hours” emo aesthetics. And congratulations on having the top song list that looks like a third grader's diary where they've written their feelings about getting dumped for the first time. Seriously, it’s like you compiled the most unoriginal list of sad bops to paint your life’s tragic narrative more vividly. “She Left Me”? That’s the title of your dating life and your Spotify experience. At this point, I’m convinced your music taste exists solely to ensure that no one ever invites you to a party—because who needs a downer when there’s already a 5-hour loop of “is it love?” playing in the background?

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