Roasted 6 months ago based on Matayo's long term Spotify stats.

Matayo, your Spotify profile reads like a list of genres that a confused DJ made while being repeatedly hit in the head with a turntable. I mean, who even knew there were ten different flavors of Afro-what-the-heck? You’ve got more “Afro” variations than actual African rhythms, and just when I thought I understood what 'Afropiano' was, I Googled it and saw that it’s just you trying to dodge the question about why you keep putting “Afro” in everything like it’s the secret sauce to your personality. News flash: it's not. Your playlist represents the greatest hits of every basic high school dance party – where the music is so ghosted, you'd think Casper was the DJ. Chris Brown, Drake, and the Migos? Are you holding auditions for a middle school yearbook cover or something? “Money Me a Look” by Vybz Kartel? More like “Money Me a Clue” about your questionable taste! Your most played songs say more about your social life than your therapist could ever uncover. If I had a dollar for every time you played “Flashing Lights,” I could afford to take you to an actual music festival so you can expand those tragically narrow horizons. But let’s not forget about your top artists, which reads like the same predictable line-up for every summer cookout. You’re the human equivalent of a default Spotify playlist set to “Safe for Work.” At this point, I’m expecting your next update to include an apology letter to every record label for not having a personality beyond trending tracks. Keep putting the “con” in “Afro-conformist,” and remember, it’s not too late to take a music class or *gasp* venture into uncharted musical territories. Embrace variety before you’re trapped in a never-ending loop of “Trap” music so monotonous, even Siri would throw her hands up in despair!

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