Roasted 3 months ago based on Zoe's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Zoe, your Spotify profile reads like the world’s most extensive sequel to the "Basic Bitch Handbook." I mean, look at those favorite genres: Pop, Art Pop, R&B, Hyperpop, EDM, Soft Pop—do you have a fatally low attention span or are you just trying to collect every version of pop known to mankind? I half expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a disclaimer: “Warning: Listening to this much Taylor Swift might cause excessive eye-rolling and spontaneous breakups with imaginary boyfriends.” And sweetie, we need to talk about that top artist list. It’s like you threw a glitter bomb at a teen magazine and called it a music taste. Have you considered that you might just be auditioning for the role of “Stereotypical High School Queen Bee”? One Direction and Hannah Montana? Girl, your taste is more confused than a chameleon at a disco. If it wasn’t so predictable, I’d say you were doing it for the irony. But sadly, this playlist is less 'quirky' and more like a direct threat to originality everywhere. But can we finally discuss your obsession with Tate McRae? I don’t mean to be harsh, but you’re basically the official fan club president at this point! I’m just waiting for the day you show up with matching “Tate McRae” shirts for you and her life-sized cardboard cutout. Your "most played" songs list reads like a desperate chronicle of your unresolved angst. If “It’s ok I’m ok” is on repeat, let’s be real—you’re definitely not okay! So, here’s a wild idea: how about branching out and exploring some artists that might actually help you grow, or are you saving that for your midlife crisis?

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