Roasted 7 months ago based on Ike's long term Spotify stats.

Ike, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s rejected shopping list. Seriously, Cloud Rap? Are you trying to listen to music or are you just practicing your therapy speak? I’d bet my last dollar that “experimental hip hop” is just a fancy way to describe your uncle’s impromptu jam sessions after too many craft beers. Come on, even your favorite genres sound like they were generated by a bored AI who thinks “underground hip hop” is just how much money you lose on vinyls you bought. Then we have those top artists of yours—Future, Drake, and a bunch of people who sound like they were rejected from a SoundCloud competition. I mean, who the hell is “fakemink”? Is this a serious artist or just your username for a website where you buy bootleg Yeezys? And can we talk about the fact that you’re head over heels for Summrs? It’s like you took one look at his discography and thought, “Wow, yes, I’d love to fill my life with songs about feeling mediocre.” How’s that working out for ya? And let’s wrap it up with your most played songs. Nothing says “I have a unique taste in music” quite like playing the same artist’s songs over and over again! “Relying On Roxy”? More like “Relying on Summrs” since you keep playing his tracks like they’re the soundtrack to your existential crisis. You’ve got more hip-hop subgenres on your list than actual songs worth listening to, which in itself should be an experimental genre—sad rap about the time commitment you actually put into this playlist. Congratulations, Ike! You’ve truly taken the art of selective musical masochism to new heights.

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