Roasted 2 years ago based on gabigail's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Gabigail, the living embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your playlist reads like someone asked a toddler with ADHD to pick their favorite musicians. Pop, Rock, Hip Hop, Rap—congrats on outlining the complete catalog of your elementary school jam sessions! And let’s not overlook “Permanent Wave” and “Trap Latino”—is that a euphemism or are you trying to identify all the phases of your questionable taste? At this point, your music selection is just the musical equivalent of gluten-free vegan potato chips: pointless, confusing, and deeply unsatisfying. Your top artists are like a game of “Who did at least one good thing in the last decade?” It’s almost impressive that “Radiohead” takes the top three spots—are you sure you’re not just stuck on the same three albums because you’re actively trying to hit peak pretentiousness? Meanwhile, “Bad Bunny” peeks out from the shadows like the only fun friend at a wine-and-cheese night. And let's talk about your most played songs. Seriously? “Candy Rain” by Soul For Real? Are we headed back to 1994, or are you just hitting shuffle on the best of the worst? If “Weird Fishes/Arpeggi” was a mood, yours is “overly stressed hipster.” But hey, I can’t completely knock you—your music taste is as eclectic as your personality, which is code for “confusing.” It’s like you took a massive sonic dump of everything you’ve ever heard and then tried to make it look like you have a ‘thing.’ Spoiler alert: you don’t. Just remember, Gabigail: even the best playlists can’t mask a lack of personality. So keep digging up those deep cuts and let everyone else figure out which thrift shop you got that “I’m more unique than you” T-shirt from!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!