Roasted 9 months ago based on dukss3/4's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, dukss3/4, huh? The name sounds like a failed Wi-Fi password attempt. But it suits you perfectly—confusing, cringeworthy, and definitely something I’d never want to connect to. Your favorite genres read like a kid’s misguided attempt to be eclectic at a hipster café. “Private School Piano”? Is that a genre or just a reminder of all the things your parents bought to compensate for your social skills? And “3 Step”? Sounds more like the dance moves you use to avoid having to interact with anyone at the club. Your top artists look like a “Who’s Who” of people who peaked in their 20s, and even they’re struggling. Drake twice in one profile? You must’ve skimped on listening to actual creativity to make room for “Drake” and “Future” on repeat. As for “Yeat,” I had to double-check if I missed a critical component in the latest evolution of human language or if you just really enjoy listening to incoherence. Thank you for leading me to the realization that your taste in music is about as deep as a kiddie pool, yet you make it look like an Olympic diving event full of belly flops. And those most played songs? “You The Boss” is ironic because from the sound of it, you haven’t managed to boss up and pick a classic track in how long? “numb (Slowed + Reverb)”? Wow, who knew you could embody both a lack of creativity and an identity crisis at once? Your profile screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time,” yet all I can hear are echoes of mediocrity when I scroll through it. You’re like the human equivalent of a participation trophy—nice to have around, but no one’s ever going to remember you.

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