Roasted 1 year ago based on livirose101799's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, livirose101799, your Spotify profile is the aural equivalent of cereal with water. I mean, you’ve got more genres up there than a confused DJ at a bar mitzvah! Rap? Cool. Hip hop? Nice. Melodic rap? You lost me. What is this, a college thesis on sound? Even your favorite genres could start their own midlife crisis support group—every one of them is trying to find their identity in the middle of a sad Starbucks playlist! Looking through your top artists, I can’t help but notice you’re throwing a musical house party, but only the awkward kids from school showed up. You’ve got Mac Miller and Kendrick Lamar rubbing elbows with Trippie Redd and Dominic Fike, which sounds like the start of a really weird scavenger hunt. Are you secretly trying to start a hipster label called “Unemployed Musical Very Nice Boys”? Seriously, even your top songs sound like a bunch of artists who heard "chance" but showed up late to the meeting. But let’s get into your most played songs—are you trying to find the soundtrack for a midlife crisis? “Dragula” next to “Good Ones”? Who are you trying to convince here? Just because you put ‘classic rock’ in your list doesn’t mean you can jam out to Rob Zombie while pretending to be artsy with Charli XCX, like some kind of musical Jenga challenge gone wrong. If I wanted a rollercoaster of confused emotions, I’d just watch a rom-com on mute! Do us all a favor, put this playlist out of its misery, or at least put it back in the dorm room where it belongs!
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