Roasted 1 year ago based on RORYCJR's long term Spotify stats.

Hey ROc 88, I see your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary after discovering “emo” music for the first time. Seriously, your favorite genres list looks like a mask-off confession of musical confusion. It's like you threw a dart at a board of trendy genres and just hoped for the best. “Melodic Rap” and “Brooklyn Drill”? Sounds to me like you can't decide if you want to vibe at a chill party or get shot at one. And let’s not even mention that Britpop claim – I guess a bit of Oasis is your attempt at cultural sophistication, but really? You just want it on your playlist to look cool when you share it. Let’s dive into your top artists. You’ve got Kendrick Lamar sharing space with Gym Class Heroes, like they’re on a collab album called “Desperate Measures.” Are you sure you just didn’t shuffle a random Spotify playlist and call it your top favorites? I’m surprised there’s not a "Mumble Rap" genre in there since it seems you mistakenly reserved "Emo Rap" for your next existential crisis and “Drill” for your youthful rebellion while sipping tea to Spice Girls on the side. Please, your playlist is an emotional rollercoaster that even the best therapists would be too scared to unpack. And those most played songs? What is this tragic mix tape? “Ooh I Won't Let You Go CEO of Swag” by "Fillaz"? If that's your top banger, I sure hope your swiping technique is better than your taste in music. At this point, I’m not even sure whether I should be laughing or calling Social Services. Do yourself a favor: update your profile or just take a permanent break from musical choices, because right now, it’s a sin against rhythm and harmony.

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