Roasted 7 months ago based on WorstMistakes's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, WorstMistakes—what a name for a Spotify profile that screams, "Please judge my taste in music, it’s a cry for help!" Your favorite genres read like the chaotic diary entries of a confused teenager who just discovered the internet. K-Pop, Japanese indie, bedroom pop... are you curating a playlist for a mid-2000s anime convention, or are you just trying to avoid actual taste? It’s almost impressive how you managed to mix heavy metal with bedroom pop—kind of like serving a five-course meal at a drive-thru. And let’s talk about your top artists. たかやん? I've heard of obscure, but this feels like a self-sabotage type of move. If your Spotify Discovery Weekly playlist feels like a trip through the Asian underground art scene, I guess it makes sense then that Ariana Grande and Sabrina Carpenter are throwing a house party in your head to distract from the chaos. You’ve got The Weeknd chilling with MARINA while NewJeans show up late to the party, and all I can think is that even your playlists need a GPS just to find some semblance of direction. Now, your most played songs read like a salad tossed together by someone who forgot the dressing. "Silence" by Marshmello? More like the sound of your friends collectively gasping at your playlist choices. Meanwhile, “did i tell u that i miss u - slowed” sounds like something you would play on repeat to wallow in your poor sonic choices. And let's not ignore “Sea of Problems - Sped Up.” Are you trying to drown your regrets in sped-up emo tunes? With such a tragic mix of tastes, you’re somehow the person everyone invites to a party to make themselves feel better about their own music choices. Keep it up, WorstMistakes, as it seems your taste is trying to win an award for “Most Creative Self-Destruction.”
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