Roasted 2 years ago based on jessieleventry's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Jessie Leventry, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of “Indie” sounds as if you just raided a thrift store for your music taste. I mean, your profile reads like a cry for help from someone who thinks being a depressed hipster is a personality. With "HUNNY" taking over your most played like some kind of sonic leech, it's a wonder your Spotify hasn’t filed a restraining order against you for harassment. Congratulations, Jessie, you found a band and decided to dedicate your entire life to them — is this what they mean when they say you should have a hobby? Speaking of hobbies, your genre selection could single-handedly bring back the “emo” phase of 2007. You’ve got everything from “Modern Rock” to “Gothic Rock,” but somehow, you've managed to craft a playlist full of bands that sound like they’re perpetually living in their parents' basements. “American Post-punk”? Is that just your code for “I haven't yet experienced joy and probably never will”? Your taste in music reads like the emotional turmoil of someone who looks good in flannel but spends way too much time on Twitter. And let’s not overlook your top songs, Jessie. Did you lose a bet that forces you to listen to “Good Will Hunting Song” on repeat? I get it, the depth of emotion can be overwhelming when listening to a band that sounds like they took a five-hour break from their therapy session to record a three-minute song about their angst. With all that “HUNNY” crammed into your playlist, are you working through something or just really committed to being the last person in existence who thinks it’s still cool to wear sad clown makeup? Keep doing you, Jessie. Just know the rest of us have moved on to music that doesn't resemble a melodramatic standoff with your ex.

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