Roasted 10 months ago based on june 🎸🎧's long term Spotify stats.

June, your Spotify profile looks like a playlist curated by someone who’s trying to win a sad off at a middle school dance party. Emo rap and horrorcore? It’s like a therapy session gone wrong, where the therapist was also a teenager who bought way too many blackout curtains. And don’t even get me started on your love for trap metal. Are you sure you’re not just trying to summon the dark spirits of 2016? Grab a wireless microphone and scream your feelings into a pillow instead—it might just save you some streaming dollars and therapy bills. You’ve listed $uicideboy$ AND Lil Peep in your top artists. Wow, someone’s really committed to floating in a sea of melancholic vibes! It's like you want to wallow so deeply in angst that you might start hiring contractors for an underground pit full of moody silence! At this point, you might as well change your name to “June, Lord of the Lost Souls” because it seems like you’ve embraced enough low-key sadness to form a support group for melancholic music nerds. But hey, keep those tissues handy; we wouldn’t want all those raindrop emojis next to your playlists to go to waste. And then there’s your most played section—Lil Peep and a sprinkle of indie heartbreak. I can practically hear the bricks in your room being stacked into a fortress of feelings! Seriously, with ‘Star Shopping’ playing on repeat, it’s a wonder you haven’t been hit with a restraining order from your own emotions. Let's face it, June, your musical taste sounds like a sad mixtape handed out at a funeral for your coolness. So, keep rockin' those sad jams, but remember: there’s a fine line between deep vibe and just plain depressing. Time to lighten up—maybe throw in some 80s pop or country, but then again… let’s leave those poor country songs out of this mess!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists