Roasted 1 year ago based on Raphaeljhp's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Raphaeljhp, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated by someone who had their music taste molded by a group of undergrads trying way too hard to be edgy. Seriously, how many different versions of “drill” does one human being need? If your goal was to find every possible way to say "I’ve had a rough week," congratulations: mission accomplished. Imagine getting dumped and saying, “Well, at least I've still got a solid 10-hour playlist of grim vibes.” Spoiler alert: it won’t help your love life. Your top artists list looks more like a group of guys who owe you a favor for promoting their mixtapes in the shadowy corners of SoundCloud. Nines, Potter Payper, and LUCKI? You’re one sock away from being the world’s saddest hip-hop sock puppet show. And don’t even get me started on the fact that your “Most Played Songs” includes a track named “Sound to Remove Water from Phone Speakers.” I’m convinced you have an existential crisis playlist dedicated solely to your phone’s fragility. What's next, a heartfelt ballad about putting your phone in rice? Last but not least, you’ve got “Car Alarm Sounding” and “Marijuana (feat. MIST)” share space like they’re best friends at a party—definitely the odd couple of your rotation. It’s as if your music taste is a cry for help wrapped in a filter of questionable life choices. If you've got any plans to release your own album of hot takes, make sure “Awkward Choices” is the lead single—because clearly, that’s your specialty.

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