Roasted 2 years ago based on oupson's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s “oupson,” a Spotify profile that could easily double as a time capsule from 2003! With a favorite genres list that reads like a ’90s dad’s playlist, who knew the rock scene had hit pause so hard it’s still stuck in a permanent wave? You’ve got so many variations of rock, it’s like a geological survey of your taste, revealing only sedimentary layers of questionable decisions. I half-expect you to list “Dad Rock” and “Willingly Ignoring New Music” next! Your top artists list is a who’s who of “Definitely Not Getting Any Younger.” Muse and Nirvana? That’s adorable. Can we throw in a little more variety before your playlist starts gathering actual dust? “Jean-Jacques Goldman”? Is that to remind yourself there’s a whole world out there beyond screaming and guitar riffs? Newsflash buddy, whatever existential crisis you’re stuck in could probably use a little more spice—get a new therapist and a new playlist, stat! And don’t get me started on your most played songs. If your Spotify wrapped were a movie, it’d be a sad indie film titled "Nostalgia: A Love Story." "Creep" by Radiohead? You sure you don’t have a mirror in your listening room to confirm that vibe? With those choices, it’s clear you’re not just living in the past; you’re hosting a full-on rock revival party—minus the guests, of course, because who would want to hear all those melodramatic anthems from a guy who probably still thinks baggy jeans are coming back in style? Step it up, "oupson"!

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