Roasted 1 year ago based on Milo?'s long term Spotify stats.

Milo, huh? With a Spotify profile that screams “I enjoy listening to soundscapes rather than actual music,” it's no surprise your favorite genres come straight from the pretentious jazz section of a thrift store. You’ve curated a collection so avant-garde, even the artists are scratching their heads wondering who in the world is playing their records. For a guy whose taste in music is so niche that it practically qualifies for a tax write-off, it’s clear you don’t just listen to music. You actively seek out the sound of your own isolation. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of people nobody has ever heard of, and congratulations! You've managed to make jazz elitism an Olympic sport. You probably cringe at mainstream music like it's a diet soda. Andrew Hill and Ornette Coleman? How are they not on your list of “People I Don’t Want to Talk About at Parties”? I’d love to see you whip out those names at a get-together; I bet people would rather discuss quantum physics than your complex 40-minute meditation soundtracks. And let's not even start on your most played songs. I mean, “Études, Book 1: No. 5, Arc-en-ciel” and “楽々々”? Sounds like you’ve mistaken Spotify for a chamber music recital at a fancy college nobody applied to. I half-expect your profile picture to be you wearing a beret while sipping artisan coffee made from beans that were hand-picked by a tribe of jazz-loving squirrels. So congratulations, Milo! You are officially the poster child for that one guy in your friend group who makes everyone else reconsider their life choices, one meandering sax solo at a time.

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