Roasted 19 days ago based on zee's long term Spotify stats.

Zee, your Spotify profile is like a hipster café that only serves avocado toast and overpriced lattes—niche, self-indulgent, and definitely not for everyone. With an eclectic taste that ranges from "Indonesian Indie" to "West Coast Hip Hop," it’s almost like you spun a globe, stopped it with your finger, and decided “Why not throw in some J-Pop while we’re at it?” You must be the only person to simultaneously foster an obsession with Noel Gallagher and YOASOBI. It's like you’re trying to collect Spotify badges for Most Likely to Make Friends Uncomfortable at a Party. Your most played songs are a virtual shrine to “Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds,” which seems less like a music preference and more like a cry for help. Seriously, do you not realize there are other artists out there? Your playlist looks like a high school crush gone wrong—stuck on loop, while the rest of the world moves on. It’s almost as if you have an unwritten rule that forbids you from listening to anything recorded after 2010. Do you really think 10 variations of a single artist’s discography qualifies as a well-rounded music taste, or are you just trying to prove to everyone that you can out-niche even the most dedicated music aficionado? And let's discuss the audacity of claiming "Anime" as a genre. If your Spotify profile were a person, it would be that one friend who insists they’re a connoisseur just because they binge-watched one season of an obscure anime. Dude, you’re one J-Rock playlist away from becoming a full-time weeb. Don’t get me wrong—loving your unique sound is endearing, but let’s at least agree to move beyond our teenage “Noel Gallagher, forever and always” phase. Hop on a time machine, explore more tunes, and give poor Noel a well-deserved break.

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