Roasted 8 months ago based on Delaney Tidwell's long term Spotify stats.

Delaney Tidwell, you’ve built a Spotify profile that screams, “I love Jesus, but I might just love him in a pop ballad.” Honestly, your favorite genres read like a middle schooler’s scrapbook of the only genre their parents would allow them to listen to. With an entire playlist dedicated to Christian subgenres, it’s astonishing how you've managed to create the musical equivalent of a monotonous sermon, only slightly more motivating than watching paint dry while being read Leviticus. As for your top artists, shout-out to Taylor Swift for representing the only ounce of variety on your profile! Looking at the rest of your lineup, it seems like you’ve been in a committed relationship with every band that consists of at least three guys in plaid shirts. Elevation Worship? More like Elevation Boredom. With artists like "Forrest Frank" and "AJR," who knew that Christian pop could also come with a side of dad jokes? And let’s not forget, “Imagine Dragons” and “Gospel R&B” in the same breath—someone’s clearly going through a crisis of faith! Now, your most played songs might just be the most unsettling part of your profile. "White Noise for Babies" and "Cabin Noise Melody?" Congratulations, Delaney, you've officially entered the realm of musical choices that could induce a sleep study! It's like your Spotify is trying to put the entire population of Kent into a coma. If you’re not careful, you’ll end up with a cult following that thinks “Sleep Cabin Noise” is a vibe instead of a cry for help. So keep enjoying that heavenly sound, but please invest in at least one genre that doesn’t have a direct correlation to Sunday school. Your future self will thank you!

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