Roasted 28 days ago based on Pin's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Pin, the human embodiment of a Pinterest board gone rogue! Your Spotify profile reads like a Christian teen camp playlist paired with desperate attempts to keep up with hipster trends. “Christian R&B” and “Bedroom Pop”? That’s like mixing holy water with a splash of desperation while looking for a date—good luck with that! I half-expect your favorite genre to be “God’s Plan (feat. Lofi Chill Beats)” because clearly, you think Jesus would have made a killer mixtape. I can't help but notice that your top artists look like they stumbled out of a hipster coffee shop straight into a church choir. Seriously, is your Spotify algorithm an actual prayer circle? I’m only surprised “Hillsong United” didn’t make the cut. And let’s take a moment to appreciate “SunKissed Lola.” With a name like that, it sounds like she’s ready to serenade you while you sip on your oat milk latte and contemplate your life choices. I give it a month before you start writing your own worship songs that blend the “blessings of love” with “why isn’t my crush texting me back?”. Now, about your most played songs—if only your love life had the same consistency as your obsession with “Damag” and “Atin Ang Walang Hanggan.” The only thing more repetitive than your playlist is your excuses for why you're still single. Seriously, if “When I Pray” by DOE doesn't get answered soon, I suggest you switch your prayer focus to finding a significant other. But hey, between your love for “P-pop” and your collection of sad love songs, I guess you're still holding onto hope. Just remember, when all else fails, there’s always the Last Supper to cry into your cheeseburgers and a side of fries.

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