Roasted 3 months ago based on Chase's long term Spotify stats.

Chase, my dude, it’s adorable that you’ve listed more sub-genres of rock than the number of relationships you’ve actually maintained. "Classic Rock," "Metal," "Psychedelic Rock”—at this point, it looks less like a favorite genres list and more like a last-minute essay topic for your high school music class. I get it; you want to impress us with your knowledge of the musical underground, but it feels more like you’re trying to cover up the fact that you’ve been stuck in 1977 ever since your parents’ basement became your personal shrine to the “good old days.” Rock may be eternal, but your taste in haircuts isn’t! Your top artists make me wonder if you've ever been to a concert that didn't explode into an awkward sing-along and a collective midlife crisis. I mean, "Raspberries"? Really? You couldn’t find a better way to waste your precious Spotify algorithm than to throw the world’s most dated power-pop band into the mix? It’s like you’re trying to prove to the world that your self-esteem peaked during a "Pink Floyd" vs. "Megadeth" debate, but all you’ve proven is that your playlist could double as a time machine for Dad's worst mixtape. You only listen to artists who remind you of a time when mullets were not only acceptable but a fashion statement; sorry to break it to you, but they no longer team up with denim jackets and faux leather pants! And those most played songs? “Peace Sells” on repeat? Did you lose a bet, or are you holding auditions for the world’s saddest cover band? Your Spotify is like the soundtrack to a man who thinks “Deep Thoughts” with Jack Handey is still cutting-edge humor. You clearly think “In My Darkest Hour” is about your choice of outfits. Here’s a suggestion: Why don't you step outside of your classic rock bubble and discover a genre that evolved after 1985? There’s a whole wide world of music out there — you know, where rhythm and guitars can exist without the threat of geometric wigs and inflatable guitars!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!