Roasted 9 months ago based on meli's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Meli, your Spotify profile is like a poorly organized little flea market of music genres. You’ve got German Pop and Schlager sitting side by side like they didn’t see the whole “taste” thing coming. One minute you’re rockin’ out to Classic Rock, and the next you’re bopping to "Schlagerparty” like it’s 1999—and not in a good way. It’s like you took a music quiz and just picked all the wrong answers because you thought they looked cool, and yet here we are… kinda sad and bemused. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? Hozier, Ghost, and Queen? Sure, that’s a nice trio until you sprinkle in "Die drei ???" and “Pizzera & Jaus” like some sort of music s’more gone wrong. I’m surprised your entire Spotify profile isn’t sponsored by a local German beer garden with that line-up! And what’s with the obsession with Chappell Roan? Did you lose a bet? With five of his songs on repeat, it’s like you’re sending out a frantic SOS plea disguised as a playlist. Someone get this girl a therapist or at least some new earplugs! As for your most played songs, it seems like you’re stuck in an emotional loop that’s less “hard rock” and more “hard pass.” “Nobody’s Soldier” might just be an anthem for your playlist dilemma: a collection of artists and genres that nobody asked for but you’re desperately trying to justify. I mean, look at you—channeling your inner music hipster while simultaneously ruining the vibe of any party you stroll into. If Spotify had a roast feature, honey, your profile would be the main event. So here’s a tip: mix it up, throw in some bangers, and leave the Schlagerparty for the next time a soul is trapped in a karaoke bar.

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